claphne:

child

why u scream




breadstickvevo:

when you accidentally say something mean to your crush

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pulpdrinker:

sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’


happyjared:

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?


yviees:

I need 6 months vacation, twice a year.